How to fry potatoes

Damn it, you're on the phone and the people on the other line have so much trouble keeping their hands off each other.

Anyways.

1. Slice potatoes.
2. Soak Slices.
3. Fry in oil till harder and a ye
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4. Dry.
5. Layer wok with oil and fry potatoes with meat and onions.


I haven't been writing for awhile and my fingers are swollen and disfigured from excessive dota but in the meantime i thought of some very intelligent-sounding things to say to people.

You didn't get the job? I suppose that the boss's posterior must not have been sufficiently massaged by your oral cavity.

Excuse me miss, but as I walked by i could not help but stop to peruse the proportions of your most perfect person.

Fish caught in a raging sea ... (In the works)

Just finished reading that monster of a book, Seven Types of Ambiguity. As far as I can see, it's about the ambiguities in personal relationships and the differing perceptions of two people about each other, and about the nature of the bonds between them. It also presents different views about the state of the modern world. It was strange to read at first because it's hard to put events into context for the first chapter of each part, but it was a good buy in the end. I have to read it again to make more sense of it.

I don't feel very open right now. Irritating.

Why doesn't anybody I know read Agatha Christie?